Dear Mr. 5,999,999,
You missed by a mere 1 post. Do you realize that if you had delayed for another split second perhaps the person who got 6,000,001 might have gotten the previous post? Do you have any idea who that person was? For all you know you might have shattered someone else's dreams, dashed his hopes of stardom, made him question his eye-hand coordination. Heck, maybe even caused him to throw stuff through the closed windows in his office.
But, alas, I guess we'll never know because I'm sure the person who made post 6,000,001 will never let on. Nope. You'll just have to live with the uncertainty of not knowing.
- Jeff
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