>>> They've listed 15 potential infractions which they'll
investigate in an impeachment inquiry.<<<
OK, now that we know each other, let me list 15 things you might be guilty of. Not that you are, you understand, but I think it would be good for you if we investigated your whole life in public just to see if you might be guilty of these, or maybe something else I might be able to get you on.
I bet I'll be able to nail you on something, right? They say Americans commit at least one misdemeanor an hour on average. Then there are the felonies. Lets take a look at taxes while we're in there. Take it all the way back to the beginning of your life just to make sure, eh? (You know, they use the question "have you ever cheated in any way on your taxes" to calibrate lie detection.) And no hard feelings, of course. I'm sorry if this interferes with your work or social life or family, but hey, it's all for the best, right?
Got to make sure you're squeaky clean, Les.
Cheers,
Chaz |
