Seven point eight cents, Fred? Seventy eight bucks? Why, that's highway robbery! You didn't lowball it on the bid on Datek? (Whoops, can't do it on Datek, it's a BB.)
Whatcha gonna do, make a Halloween costume out of the certificate? :)
Now, lock it away, forget about it for 5 years, and also forget about that nice dinner you were going to take your wife out to. Pretty painless, and, in my book, it's the only way to play penny stocks, if you're going to.
Please don't count on this to pay for serious roller-blading lessons, though. |
