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Pastimes : Clinton Jokes!
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To: The Fix who wrote (131)10/14/1998 11:57:00 PM
From: john  Read Replies (1) of 246
 
>Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road
>one
>night, when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it
>instantly. Bill
>told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the
>owners
>what had happened.
>
>About one hour later, Bill sees his driver staggering back to
>the car
>with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his
>clothes
>all ripped and torn.
>
>"What happened to you?" asked Bill. "Well, the farmer gave me
>the wine,
>his wife gave me the cigar and his 19-year-old daughter made
>mad,
>passionate love to me." said the driver.
>
>"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Clinton.
>
>The driver replied, "I'm Bill Clinton's driver, and I just
>killed the
>pig." >> >>
>
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