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Pastimes : Another Good Reason Not To Be Married

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To: josh tanner who wrote (2755)	10/15/1998 12:53:00 AM
From: gypsy	Read Replies (2) of 6545

1. Men are like department stores....their clothes should always be half off. 2. Men are like vacations....they never seem to be long enough. 3. Men are like computers....hard to figure out and never have enough memory. 4. Men are like coolers....load them with beer and you can take them anywhere. 5. Men are like chocolate bars....sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like coffee....the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. 7. Men are like horoscopes....they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. 8. Men are like plungers....they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom. 9. Men are like cement....after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. 10. Men are like laxatives....they irritate the shit out of you. 11. Men are like parking spots....the good ones are taken and what's left is handicapped. 12. Men are like a snowstorm....you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they'll last. ze gyp(grinning)

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