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To: Ken Salaets who wrote (2710)	10/15/1998 10:55:00 AM
From: Ken Salaets	Read Replies (1) of 9818

The Final Solution! ~~ Corporation has defined a lower cost alternative for Mac to NT conversions that also addresses the Y2K (year 2000) issue. The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by January, 1999. Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are many sound reasons for doing this: 1. No Y2K problems. 2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done. 3. No more wasted time reading and writing e-mails. Frequently asked questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk: Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little Lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What's the shortcut for Undo? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I create a New Document window? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document? A: Don't shake it.

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