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Pastimes : Jokes

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To: Barney who wrote (769)10/15/1998 11:10:00 AM
From: treetopflier  Read Replies (1) of 2733
 
Your Mother

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few
things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking
nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the
checkout line, but she got in front of him.

"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you
feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just
died recently."

"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do
for you?"

"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!' ?
It would make me feel so much better."

"Sure," answered the young man.

As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"

As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was
$127.50.

"How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.
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