TTF,
You only gave the first half of the story, the remainder follows your good start... :)
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Your Mother
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few
things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking
nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the
checkout line, but she got in front of him.
"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you
feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just
died recently."
"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do
for you?"
"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!' ?
It would make me feel so much better."
"Sure," answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was
$127.50.
"How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.
Well, I went tearing out into the parking lot where I saw her putting the groceries in her trunk. I yelled to her. She quickly closed the trunk and ran to get into the car. I caught up with her just as she was sitting down into the drivers seat. At which time, I caught her by the leg and started pulling it just as hard as I've been pulling yours.
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