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Pastimes : Let's Talk About Our Feelings!!!

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To: Rick Julian who wrote (25596)	10/15/1998 4:40:00 PM
From: Jacques Chitte	Read Replies (1) of 108807

Global warming will be very easy to control using modern petroleum-based technology. You know those little styrofoam bead thingies in beanbag chairs and Beanie Babies? Just unload a few billion metric tons of those little honeys on the tropical oceans. They'll spread out into a neat layer one bead thick - and really give the "sunlight reradiated back to space" fraction a big kick in the watusi. Big fringe benefit - no more hurricanes, so go ahead and develop the bejeezus out of the Keys. Piss the whales off some, but they need to organize and have a better PAC or something. Then when the earth has cooled "to taste", just dump a cubic mile of toluene (add a percent of carvone if you want that fresh, minty scent that just screams "quality") out there. The thin slick will spread like a bad rumor and dissolve all the styrofoam - just like Hollywood special-effects acid. The gemish'll dry into a tough dense layer. This'll buckle and fold and get dragged down by all the weight of the blister-packed albatross skeleta. It'll sink right to the bottom of the sea, where nobody'll give a possum's posterior about it. Your tax dollars at work. Pass the dope...

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