BerniE - off topic but extremely accurate:
Padres are in their hotel rooms, resting up for the inevitable:
Game 1 - PADRES 1, Humbled Yankees 0, Brown pitches 3 hit shutout
Game 2 - PADRES 3, Humbled Yankees 2, Ashby allows two earned runs, Hoffman closes the door, striking out 2 in 9th, San Diego crowd goes wild
Game 3 - PADRES 6, Humiliated Yankees 2, Hitchcock spins his magic, Hoffman strikes out 2 in 9th, San Diego fans get out their brooms
Game 4 - Embarassed Yanks 8, PADRES 3, Hamilton falters, Padres couldn't sweep the Braves either
Game 5 - Padres 3, Impressed Yanks 1 - Brownie spins his magic again, Yanks limp back home, to NYC parade of boos
BerniE, save this post so you'll know how to place your bets.
Helpful Arnie |
