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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (7339)	10/16/1998 3:24:00 PM
From: Rick Wyatt	Read Replies (3) of 62548

There's a new Bill Clinton computer coming out soon. It will have a six inch hard drive, but no memory. What's Monica going to title her memoirs? How to suckseed in the Oval Office without really trying. Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm. Why can't they prosecute Bill Clinton? Monica swallowed the evidence. Why does Monica Lewinsky have such puffy cheeks? She's withholding evidence. What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a screw driver? A screw driver turns in screws and Bill Clinton screws interns. Why does Monica refuse to play golf with Bill? Because she got tired of his balls hitting her in the face. Bill was recently overheard complementing on Monica's appearance, "She's got the whitest teeth I've ever come across." Bill's nickname for Hillary is "My little buttercup." His nickname for Monica? "My little suctioncup." What do Monica and Change Machines have in common? They both have slots that say "Insert Bill here." What brand of condoms does Monica prefer? President's Choice

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