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Pastimes : Clinton Jokes!
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To: Gutterball who wrote (137)10/16/1998 6:08:00 PM
From: Peter V  Read Replies (2) of 246
 
Here's another one for the thread:

Subject: Bill in hell

Clinton dies and he goes to hell. Satan meets him there and says,

"Bill we have to find a spot for you for all of eternity. I've got three choices for you."

So Satan takes Bill down a hall and they come to the first door and
open it.

Inside is Bill Gates being burned at the stake. "No," Bill balks, "I
can't do that for all eternity."
"Fair enough," replies Satan.

Satan takes Bill down the hall to a second door. Inside is Rush
Limbaugh being pulled apart on The Rack.
"No," Bill again balks. "I can't do that for all of eternity,
either."

Satan takes Bill to the last door. Inside, Kenneth Starr is being
held up to the wall with chains around his wrists. At his groin is
Monica Lewinsky giving him a blow job. Bill smiles. "Yes!" he shouts,
"that's for me."

Satan walks into the room and kicks Monica and shouts, "Get up Monica,
your replacement's here."


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