TIME FOR A BIT OF HUMOR (about Clinton Scandal and Global Economic Collapse)
Here is a piece that appeals to my admittedly perverse sense of humor. You may not find it funny (all forms of perversity are generally frowned upon on this thread), but then again, you may...(:o)
Trust you will not need a glossary...
Getting Total Global Economic
Collapse Right
The Wine House -- (Sept 18) -- Apparently, according to CNN or internet gossip
columnist The New York Times, they have finally gotten total global economic
collapse right this time. Hallelujah!
In honor of the arrival of this much anticipated event, The Washington Pissed
editorial staff has carefully listened, over and over again, to all audio
recordings made during the 8 month period leading up to today's apparently
utter total global economic collapse, and has
put together the following chronological
summary of events:
Summary of Events
Apparently, it all started when this guy, Lou
Insky, sent a sex candle over the intern net to
the popular pop group The Residents in their
place of residence, The Wine House.
The Residents were all dressed in Paul Lajones
suits at the time, and committing purging under
an oaf, and, boy, were their arms tired. But
they lit the sex candle anyway, and instantly,
they could all tell it was a peach mint sex
candle, and the next morning, a torn-knee
general came by and made them open up their
formerly secret trance crypts to the public.
At that point, according to CNN, the Residents
suddenly didn't wanna wear no steeenking Paul
Lajones suits no more and wanted to wear furs
instead, so, of course, they went to the Furs
Lady.
They traded the sex candle from Mr. Insky to
the Furs Lady and then the Furs Lady took it to the House of Reprehensibles, not to
try to score points, but to try to score church policies.
But when she got there, Reprehensible DeLaid told her that if she wanted to score
church policies, she was outta luck and would have to either eat the Insky sex
candle herself, or else melt it down and drink it hot with majority whip cream on
it.
Then he joined the other members of the House of Reprehensibles and placed his
right hand on his hardt and solemnly pledged a leech-ant to the flag, and to the
republic for Richard Stans.
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