A woman is having a drink at the bar when a guy sidles up to her and says, "Pardon me, I couldn't help but notice that you have the most beautiful breasts I've ever seen."
Well, I never. You keep your filthy thoughts to yourself, you creep." She gets up and moves to the other end of the bar. He follows her over, sits down next to her and says "While you were walking away,I noticed that you also have
a perfect perky little ass."
"Sir, you are way out of line. I must ask you to leave me alone this
instant."
Undeterred, he replied "I tell you something else, I'd like to tip you
upside down, fill your pussy with beer and drink you dry."
"Sir, my husband will be arriving in ten minutes, and he's going to put
a serious hurting on you for saying such things to me."
Her husband arrives. The woman says "That greasy looking man over there
said I have nice breasts."
"I'll punch his lights out" replied the husband.
"He also said I have a perfect ass."
"He's really gonna get knocked out now." The burly husband said.
"That's not all, he said he wants to tip me upside down, fill my pussy
with beer and drink me dry."
"Well, uh, maybe we better get going. I don't want to mess with anyone
who can drink that much beer."
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