tHUS sPAKE dONNA:"You must be taking your prozac: mad ranting kept to an absolute minimum!!! Keeping yourself out of trouble, I trust?????? naaaaahhhhhhhhh"
pROZAC? nOPE, i hAVE dIAGNOSED mYSELF aS A pARaNoRmAl pSYCHO-Genic.
I can read the future....it's like reruns of I Luv LuCy. Except the cUban fellow is sporting a Fu_manchu, and drives a souped-up Edsel. Wide brim hat twisted slightly downward over one eye.
"LUUUUCCCCCYYYYYY, I'm Hooooommmmmeeeee"
Little mongrel latino-americans flocking at his feet, bag-O-goodies consisting of warmed over spinach bagels, hostess twinkies, and moon pies....a pint bottle of Guiness Stout under one arm.
"Ricky, where is your mother?????
Lucy removes the earplugs and blacked over eyeglasses. Coming down from Percodan is a heinous experience not unlike being mauled by a deer in rut.
"Ricky, is that you?????"
to be continued....
(and nary a negative statement about the "on topic" subject matter)
BTW, when I told folks I would not be back, well, that depends on your definition of "not being back". For instance "is" is a very ambiguous term. You see, he either "is" back, or he is back. Ricky is very much back, his sperm count and testosterone levels are at World Series levels. ADGI on the other hand....well, there really is no other hand if you view it from a paranormal psyco-genic point of view.
BTW, I'm hyping USNC as of this moment....a NASD IPO fallen from $23 to .75, I am buying it by the armload, and creating a new SI experience in the form of subliminal messages planted in over 300 message threads...be there or be square. Catch the wave, it is sure to amuse and prove profitable! |
