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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: iGregor who wrote (7412)10/20/1998 6:52:00 PM
From: Scott Moody  Read Replies (2) of 62558
 
HERE COME THE STORKS
- Submitted by Joanne Jeris
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Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork
and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying
and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry,
son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing
people babies and making them happy."

The next night, it's father's turn to do the job.
Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork
is crying, and mother is saying "Son, your father will
be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy
to new mommies and daddies."

A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate:
their son is absent from the nest all night! Shortly
before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where
he's been all night.

The baby stork says, "Nowhere. Just scaring the hell
out of college students!"
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