Hi Earl; In an endeavor to get you guys off the golden rule, and back (off topic) on a more amusing area, here are some links from The Onion:
An editorial in favor of Clinton:
Go Easy On The President!
Important statesmen and captains of industry are entitled to certain privileges, among which is the ravishing of unwed maidens. With that in mind, I wish to renew my own request for a mistress. Since announcing concubine auditions in April, I have received not a single reply. Foolish females! Do you not realize that I am one of the richest and most powerful men in the Republic?
theonion.com
About that richest One Percent that Les wants to "lop off":
Nation's Wealthiest One Percent Demands Minority Status
WASHINGTON, DC--A grass-roots coalition representing the highest socioeconomic stratum of Americans marched on Washington Tuesday to demand that the nation's wealthiest one percent be granted official minority status.
theonion.com
A (slightly sad) favorite is this one:
Custody Battle Sparks Couple's First-Ever Interest In Child
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO--Area 8-year-old Danny Rasmussen is enjoying the attention of his parents for the first time ever, thanks to a bitter custody battle, it was reported Monday. "I sure as hell ain't letting Denice get the kid," father Larry Rasmussen said. "She got the house and the car, so I've got to keep something from that bitch." Denice Rasmussen expressed a similar determination. "I'll do whatever it takes to deny Larry custody," she said. "I'll even take that kid out and buy him whatever he wants." Danny, unaccustomed to being prioritized by his parents, is rejoicing over his newfound importance in their lives. "This means that they love me," he said.
theonion.com (October 14, 1998)
-- Carl |
