Brutal
A guy is driving along the freeway in Los Angeles, and as he reaches downtown, he finds himself in the middle of a massive traffic jam that is blocking up five different freeways and sending lines of cars back for miles in all directions. After a while, he notices a guy walking from car to car down the freeway, stopping and talking to people through their car windows. When the guy reaches him, he rolls down his window and says, "Hey! What's causing all this delay?"
The guy on the freeway says, "Well, you're not going to believe this,
but O.J. Simpson has sat down in the middle of the intersection up
there, and he's totally distraught...and says there's no way he can ever pay the $35 million he owes the Goldmans and the Browns, so he's threatened to douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire if people don't give enough money to cover the judgment. So I've taken up a collection to try to end this traffic jam."
"How much have you collected so far?"
"About ten gallons."
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