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Technology Stocks : FBN Associates - Year 2000/Y2K IPO!!!

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To: Josef Svejk who wrote (1960)10/21/1998 1:53:00 PM
From: TEDennis  Read Replies (1) of 2770
 
Josef: Thanks for posting the terrific news about FBNA's spectacular success in cornering the Internet market. Those other guys have no idea what they're in for. Wait until they find out that we've front ended all search engines with FBN-Interceptor ... so that anytime an unsuspecting end user searches for any character string containing a vowel (that's A,E,I,O,U, and sometimes Y for you English challenged readers) they'll automatically get FBNA's home page at the top of their results list.

Soon to be released is FBN-Interpolator, which examines the search request and, using some proprietary FBNA technology to ferret out the real reason for the request, automatically generates a story (using FBN-StoryGen, of course) regarding FBNA's involvement in whatever subject was requested.

You ought to try it sometime with some off-the-wall requests just to see how amazingly it creates true-sounding stories. I got a real kick out of reading what it created after I entered "Sphynx".

Did you know that some of FBNA's current biotechnological miracles are due in large part to the silicon based soil surrounding the Sphynx? Pretty amazing, ubetcha.

Yet another reason why FBNA investors have absolutely nothing to worry about.

Regards,

TED (#1962 - Kennedy was assassinated that year)
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