ZOLTAN UNVEILED! (***ALL IN FUN***ALL IN FUN***ALL IN FUN***)
Ladies and Gentlemen, quite by chance, I have stumbled upon a clue to Zoltan's secret identity!!
He is from ZOLTAN, a beachball in a dark corner of outer space!
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As you can see, the inhabitants of ZOLTAN (as of the neighboring beachballs) are described as the "hired assassins of the universe." They are "intelligent," "cruel," and "precise." Does that sound right?
The galaxy (?) in which these beachballs are all located has an Employment Office. Let us assume that our "Zoltan" proceeded there, where he filled out the following application:
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Assuming that he selected the profession of "hit man", which, of those offered, seems the most appropriate for a man of his temperament, he then went to the Assassination Department, to see what specific jobs were available:
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Clicking on "targets of interest," to learn what "marks" are up for assassination, he found -- TA DA! -- the WOMANIZER!
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(The other "mark" is one of Judge Bork's bugaboos! Guess who!)
WELL?? Have we got you, Zoltan? :-)
jbe
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