SIGNS YOU MAY BE A CANADIAN
>1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
>2. You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk"
>3. You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine"
>4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
>5. You drink pop, not soda.
>6. You know what it means to be on pogey.
>7. You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp,eh!!"
>8. You don't hold your hand on your breast when you sing the national anthem.
>9. You can drink legally while still a 'teen.
>10.You know that francophones, anglophones and allophones are not electronic devices.
>11.You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
>12.You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel to and has good cigars.
>13. When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it.
>14. You're not sure if the leader of your nation has EVER had sex and don't want to know if he has!
>15. You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
>16. Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
>17. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
>18. You sit on a couch not a chesterfield - that is some small town in
>Quebec!
>19. You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
>20. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
>21. You know that Mounties "don't always look like that."
>22. You read rather than scanned this list.
>**23. You don't get pissed up on 5 American beers, eh ?!
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