Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?" The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out." He said, "I am Tonto, Indian Genie. Ican grant-um you one wish."
And I said, "No Shit!!"
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A priest suffering from a dry persistent cough went to see his doctor. After a careful examination and thorough blood tests the doctor told him, "I am sorry
father, but you have AIDS, and you're going to die." "Oh, my! How horrible!" sobbed the priest.
"Yes, I understand, father," said the doctor. "I know you must be disappointed about dying." "Well, no... everybody dies.
What disappoints me is honor. Used to be that you could trust altar boys...."
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A catholic priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see two 12 year old boys throwing a baseball.
The priest says to the rabbi, "Let's go fuck those little boys..."
and the rabbi replies, "Out of what?" |
