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To: treetopflier who wrote (827)	10/27/1998 11:31:00 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) of 2733

A few Random Thoughts . . . ------------------------- George Washington couldn't tell a lie, Richard Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Bill Clinton couldn't tell the difference. The scale at the doctor's office has a chart showing the desired weight per height. Thanks to it, I now know my problem. I'm not overweight; I'm too short. Maybe it would be easier if the people who haven't committed adultery would just 'fess up. It's hard to be a leader these days -- you don't know if people are following you or chasing you. Just think, if we had elected Ross Perot, we wouldn't have to worry about a sex scandal in the White House. You might be a redneck if your bathroom deodorizer is a box of kitchen matches. ---------===========================================--------- __ __ ___ __ / // /_ ____ _ ___ ____ / _ )_______ ___ _/ /__ / _ / // / ' \/ _ \/ __/ / _ / __/ -_) _ '/ '_/ /_//_/\_,_/_/_/_/\___/_/ /____/_/ \__/\_,_/_/\_\

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