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To: doby who wrote (7513)	10/27/1998 12:46:00 PM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (2) of 62548

All the following have been posted at one time or another, but not for a while... > >> Confucius say... > >> Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants. > >> > >> Confucius say... > >> If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient. > >> > >> Confucius say... > >> Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly. > >> > >> Confucius say... > >> Better to be pissed off than pissed on. > >> > >> Confucius say... > >> He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok. > >> > >> Confucius say... > >> Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand. > >> > >> Confucius say... > >> Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long. > >> > >> Confucius say... > >> Couple on 7 day honeymoon make hole weak. > >> > >> Confucius say... > >> Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip. > >> > >> Confucius say... > >> Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge. > >> > >> Confucius say.... > >> Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent. > >> > >> Confucius say... > >> Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, > >feeling nuts. > >> > >> Confucius say... > >> Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts. > >> > >> Confucius say... > >> He who run behind bus get exhausted. > >> > >> Confucius say: > >> Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion. > >> > >> Confucius say... > >> Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck. > >> > >> Confucius say... > >> He who fishes in others' holes often catches crab

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