Okayk, I'm not good at typing jokes, but while I wait for the pizza,...
A man steps into a bar, calls the bar tender, "How about a beer, and a shot of scotch?"
The man gets his drinks. Quickly consumes them, looks into his shirt pocket, and orders another round.
The bartender serves him, and that round is gone as fast. The man then looks into his pocket for a second time, and orders yet another round. Again, the bar tender serves him, only to see a repeat of the last scene of looking into his shirt pocket after finishing.
This continues on for several more rounds, and the bar tender finally askes what gives, why he looks into his shirt pocket after every round.
The man replies: I have a picture of my wife in there. When she starts to look good, I go home. |
