Hee., haw., golly., gosh darn dat brings back dem dimes again.,
when do ol Mclaw he was a ridin out on da range., it was a cold., brr.,
night., you know da kind dat makes da frost., hang from yer snotholls., he had heard dat da ol boys were meetin up wonder., north
of town., he had heard dat the Buffalo gang was up yonder fixin to
go into Dodge., and make demselves at home., well ol McClaw he knew dat some of dos boys ridding with da group., a real slick one
called Tom Deepholes he was fixin to shake some da chains on da
banks vault., he figured dat the Santa Fe was loaded with dem diamonds., and he was gonna get a piece of dat action., Well., little
did he knows., dat Tomater Van stepples was ridin with ol McClaw.,
when ya gets dos two hombres., together ya knows ya got troubles.,
why they figured dey would get dat buffalo gang., and tom deepholes., cornered at da end of town., and kick the livin daylights out of dos hombres., well., ol tomater., he was packing a brand new
colt., it was so accurate dat he could throw an ol nickel over his shoulder and blast a hole clean thru it., ya he was ol MClaws right hand man., yes indeedy., well., the boys dey headed up dat way to
Dodge City., figuring dat dey would stop in to see miss sophie on da
way., cause she was holdin all dos big stones for da Sante Fe., she
was da railroads custodian., a nice gal she was, for she knew dem
Tom Deepholes., and da trouble dat was waiting dere for ol tomater.,
and ol McClaw., ol Tomater he figured if he circled around da back side of da bank., and sat in da alleyway ol Tom Deepholes he would
show ., Deepholes., brandished a brand new sidearm., one with a
footlong barrel., he was real accurate but he had da worse dime getting dat gun out of da holster., ol McGraw he though he would walk right down da main street on Dodge City., figured if two or three
of dem hombres showed., he could handle dem., seeing he was da
fastest draw in dem times., well., dur wasnt even a bird flying dat mornin in Dodge City., da air was so quiet ya could hear dem crickets
churping in da grass outside of town., ol McClaw well., his hands were twitchin., with each step down ol Dodge City., he knew it wouldnt be easy keeping dos varmits at bay., but hey he knew dat
Tomater Van Stepples would be covering his backside., da closer
ol McClaw got to da boys from buffalo da more he started shaking dem arms., come on out you varmits., come out where I can see dem
spurs on dos boots., just dem ol sophie., she come down da road to
see what all dat commotion was about., McClaw., she shouts., sophe., get out of da road., dem varmits dont care who dey shoot..,.
well., just den ol Tom Deepholes swings out from da saloon door
and grabs ol sophe., he whispers in her ear.," you gonna take me
over to da Sante Fe Bank and gets them diamonds., right now., ya hear., well., ol McClaw., he figures if ol Tom Deepholes., makes just
one mistake., den he got a clear shot at that varmit., but dat aint what
happened., just about da time ol Deepholes spins miss sophe around
to get a better grab on her., ol McClaw hands start twitching., his fingers look like der playing da piano., just dem ol Tomater Van Stepples see two of Deepholes men., slipping in behind ol Mclaw
from da backside., well., der aint no use tellin no more of dis story.,
miss Sophie., she raises dat high heeled spike and sinks it dat smake
down on ol Tom Deepholes boots., da two boys from da backside.,
draw., Tomater Van Steeple., swish faster than a greased pig., he got
dos two varmits., hogtied., ya he used to be one of dem steer wrestler., except he didnt mess with dem young calves., he practiced
on dem Braumas., in da meantime ol Deepholes., he sitting on da ground pulling dat boot off., and asking for some ice to put on dem
toes of his., and ol McClaw., he walks over to Deepholes and say.,
you can have all da ice., you want hombre., but your gonna have
to pay for it. Well, Deepholes., he aint got no money., he done spent
it all trying to get da boys together for da trip to Dodge., so miss sophie., she grabs ol Deepholes by da ear., now you come with me she says real sassy., I got a job for you in da barn., make sure you
gets those boots back on cause dos Braumas are a waitin to be
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