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Pastimes : The Naked Truth - Big Kahuna a Myth
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To: MythMan who wrote (9777)10/29/1998 12:31:00 PM
From: eddie r gammon   of 86076
 
Ask and ye shall receive (g)

What do lawyers use for birth control?
> * Their personalities.
>
> What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
> * A tick falls off you when you die.
>
> Why does the bar prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
> * To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same
> service.
>
> What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
> * A Doberman.
>
> What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
> * One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
>
> Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
> * They had pictures of lawyers on them ...and people couldn't figure out
> which side to spit on.
>
> Lawyer's creed:
> * A man is innocent until proven broke.
>
> What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving from an airplane?
> * Skeet.
>
> If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why should you swerve to avoid hitting
> him?
> * It might be your bicycle.
>
> A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's
> rates.
> "$50.00 for three questions", replied the lawyer.
> "Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.
> "Yes," the lawyer replied, "and what was your third question?"
>
> Do you know what happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
> * He gets taller.

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