Thanks Abbey!
***off topic***
Subject: Cold
Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.
"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says
the
second. "That's awful," says the first man."How does it feel to freeze to
death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get
the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But
eventually,it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift
off, as if
you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"
"I had a heart attack,"says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was
cheating on me, so
one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found
her alone, knitting.
I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up
to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I
could to the attic, and just as I got there, I
had a massive heart attack and died.
"The second man shakes his head."That's so ironic," he says."What do you
mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive." |
