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Pastimes : BARDonics (comical interpretation and perspective)
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To: Binder who wrote (660)10/31/1998 7:05:00 AM
From: Harley Davidson  Read Replies (1) of 733
 
Virus Names.....

Ronald Reagan virus.............Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

Mike Tyson virus....................Quits after one byte.

Oprah Winfrey virus................Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.

Lorena Bobbit virus...............Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.

Ellen Degeneres virus............Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC

Prozac virus................Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care

Sharon Stone virus.....Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there.

Woody Allen virus..................Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.

Tonya Harding virus...............Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons

Spice Girl virus................Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.

AT&T virus................Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus...... Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back
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