**OT**Martian: < I want the job to be your golf caddy >
Absolute NOT --- find your own job in Great Gaborland! Just why do you think I have studied all the laws and rules, practiced and exercised all these years ....to represent a bunch of disgruntled shareholders? No way! I am next in line to be the King's Caddy. AND, just to prove how much more well-qualified I am than you, in reply to the rest of your post:
< I will make sure that your balls are clean (if you know what I mean) >
Do I really need to comment on that ??
<unless the market took it from you ... >
No one will ever dare think of touching them while I am the King's Caddy.
< I will also secure some good looking golf partners for you ... >
NOW we all know the truth ----- You're an undercover agent for Freddie Couples {and were his caddy on that memorable drive!}
I will make sure His Holinesses mind stays on the game. Forget Freddie, Arnie and Tiger ...... NO ONE will ever beat The King in the Gaborland Open.
Furthermore, I have totally wireless capabilities; so King Gabor will never miss a takover, takeunder, or a crooked CEO to damn!
Fortunate for you , there is not any unemployment in Great Gaborland. Go down to the line, and I am sure they will find a fitting job for YOU .
Best wishes ---- and Happy Halloween to your son. |
