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Microcap & Penny Stocks : IDCN - gold, garnet, etc.
IDCN 0.000010000.0%Mar 6 3:00 PM EST

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To: Sojourner Smith who wrote (3838)10/31/1998 8:33:00 PM
From: Jeff  Read Replies (3) of 5908
 
smith........after seeing you post for 3-month's now........i've noticed one thing about you..........you are one uptight dude........you show no sense of humor what so ever........

sometime's you have to mix in a little humor into your investment life.......you can't take everything so seriously all the time......

the tinman is just pushing your button's because he know's it upset's you........he know's damn well that at this price you will make money here........he just won't admit it to you......

so loosen up buddy.......i think you need a good laugh.........so i will give you one.........if this doesn't make you laugh........i'm afraid you may be a type A personality........and that is bad for your health......

regards

Jeff

Different kinds of poopies

Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie- The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and still feels unwipped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear, so you won't ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie- This happens when you're done poopieing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie- The kind were you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie- The kind of poopie that is so huge, your afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Gassy Poopie- It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.

Corn Poopie- Self explanatory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie-Poopie- The kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet & fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie- That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie- (The power dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get splashed with water.

Liquid Poopie- The kind where yellowish brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Poopie- It smells so bad your nose burns.

Upper Class Poopie- The kind of poopie that doesn't smell.

The Surprise Poopie- You are not even at the toilet because you are sure your about to fart, but OOPS!- a poopie!

The Dangling Poopie- This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopieing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
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