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To: Yuri Aminov who wrote (834)	11/1/1998 12:26:00 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (2) of 2733

Beware... pint-sized spooks will be roaming the streets tonight... HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! -------------------------------------- Top Ten Signs You're Too Old to Be Trick or Treating 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another person chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say, "Great Keith Richard's mask!" and you're not wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or . . ." and can't remember the rest of the line. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. 1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live. ---------===========================================--------- __ __ ___ __ / // /_ ____ _ ___ ____ / _ )_______ ___ _/ /__ / _ / // / ' \/ _ \/ __/ / _ / __/ -_) _ '/ '_/ /_//_/\_,_/_/_/_/\___/_/ /____/_/ \__/\_,_/_/\_\

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