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Microcap & Penny Stocks : A dead man walking; the Billy Boyle suicide page
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To: Editor1 who wrote ()11/1/1998 11:43:00 PM
From: Just My Opinion  Read Replies (2) of 124
 
okay..here's my entry.

get one of those "chipper" machines that the tree trimmer men use to grind up the tree limbs.
now get a bungee cord and tie it to one hand, not your feet.
jump off the top of a building so that your feet go into the "chipper" machine say just above the ankles.

now the bungee cord yanks you out, and you go back up say halfway up the building, blood spraying every where.

now you are in your second descent and this time you go into the "chipper" machine say a little past the knee, say mid thigh.
the bungee cord snaps you back out of the machine, back in the air, blood continues to spray every where.

now you're ready for the third descent, back in the machine, say up to your chest..

continue as long as needed.

you could even wave to the crowd, all the while

maybe even blow kisses.

P.S. Are we allowed to submit more than one entry for the contest??

P.P.S. If you choose mine, can I have the umbrella concession?

TIA







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