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Microcap & Penny Stocks : A dead man walking; the Billy Boyle suicide page

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To: Editor1 who wrote ()11/2/1998 8:39:00 AM
From: Just My Opinion  Read Replies (3) of 124
 
Okay, okay..it seems that my first suggestion had some flaws.. I am not a physcist and didn't factor in the law of gravity and weight etc etc etc.

So..here is my 2nd entry..(I really want that zirconian gemstone)

You will need some materials.
1. 6 cans of beans.
2. crazy glue
3. one cork
4. a gun

here's my 2nd idea:

get on plane that will cruise at say 30,000 feet.
during the flight take out the gun, and fire one round through a window, making a nice neat small little round hole.
quickly put the cork in to stop the suction.
get undressed, and back up to the window, and crazy glue your ass to the window, with the anus just covering the cork.
eat the six cans of baked beans.
when you're ready, fart with enough force to blow the cork out the other side of the window, thus
enabling the suction to start.

Your insides should be sucked out the hole quite efficiently, leaving just the skin.
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