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NEWS FLUSH! Moe B. Loney Issues a Stunk to Hell on StyQuest
November 2, 1998 9:01 PM EST
Bologna, Calif. --(SINISTER WIRE)--Nov. 2, 1998-- Moe B. Loney has announced that due to the latest developments in StyQuest and after his Canadian account was found to be bubbling over with short profits he has been forced to issue StyQuest a "Stunk to Hell" rating. "I've got to do it," said Moe, "if I don't, ignorant investors will continue to buy the stock and I will never get my money counted!"
But while this was taking place, in another part of California, the Mr. EdHeads were gathered and in conversation with each other (who else would talk with them?) and may have a new product to bring to market. The new product is really an old product with a new face. They call it the USB1.2 but in all actuality it is an old TEAC 5 1/4 - 1.2 MB Floppy Drive that has been modified to operate externally via a modern USB port.
Mr. Ed said, "This may be just the product we need to finally get StyQuest with every computer made! We at StyQuest are very pleased with this latest development and owe our thanks to the R&D department for working all morning on the idea. This marks a turning point for us as this was the first time that a Sinister Wire had been issued before we actually had the product back from the clay molder.
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