<<I have another 15 months until my LEAPS expire >>
JTC, it will happen sooner.
Tomorrow all Japanese banks will merge. Their assets will dramatically increase. Than they will merge with Gov and all other problems will be solved. Because country with single bank controlled by Gov is clearly the most successful model, North Korea will be the most attractive country for investment. Food shortage will be resolved immediately and country will march to prosperity together with the whole world.
This month all biotech will merge and present PR that open market cynical trials were encouraging and all known, as well as 67 yet unknown, diseases are not a problem any more. Medicare and Medicate will disappear and huge budget surplus will appear instead. Doctors will serve as negotiators in foreign trades and positive balance will be reached in Dec.
December 31 at 11.59 PM Fed will cut rates to -5.25, because everyone who is taking money for investment should be paid. Jan 1, as the result of concerted efforts of all World Govs, UN General Assembly will vote for the Resolution "Prevention of Any Financial Crisis in New Investment Era". During warm, friendly discussion Japan will confirm that US Fed debt is nice as well as saving rate. US will appreciate Japan's great effort to stimulate economy. All countries will thanks China for it's great fighting against protectionism. As a part of the plan all currencies will disappear together with the risk of devaluation. W/o currency everyone will get everything for free and World Economy will get huge boost because the main problem - shortage of consumers' funds - will be solved. Consumption will increase in geometrical progression, together with world population.
At the exit of your Museum, Saddam, painlessly genetically reengineered into Michael Jackson, with wide permanent smile will present to each kid non-hungry friendly Russian Teddy-BEAR in military uniform reading "The Wealth of Nations" with your favorite song "Monica, I love your LEAPS".
Happy intesting.
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