LG: I thought you might get a laugh from this. I'm going to have to update my wardrobe and cd collection.<g>
From yesterday's Chicago Tribune:
AFTER DIRTY TRICKS, WHINE FACTOR, IT'S TIME TO CAST BALLOTS
John Kass.
Usually, I start tingling all over when I see a good political dirty trick. They require a touch of evil, so they're naturally attractive. But over the last few days, both Democrats and Republicans have gone too far, even for me. They must think we're stoopid or something. Consider: Do Republicans want to burn crosses on the lawns of black people and shoot them, and then torch black churches to the ground? Only if you're fool enough to believe the racist Democratic radio spot running in Missouri. It's as subtle as a whore hiding her money in an alley. "When you don't vote, you let another church explode," the ad says. "When you don't vote, you allow another cross to burn. When you don't vote, you let another assault wound a brother or sister. When you don't vote, you let the Republicans continue to cut school lunches and Head Start." That must be part of the national dialogue on race we're supposed to be having. You know those Republicans. They're always scheming to bring back slavery. They eat boiled welfare babies at their country clubs while planning their two evil stratagems: How to torture African-Americans just for fun, and how to force everyone to wear plaid flood pants with blue blazers and sing Perry Como songs...... |