THE BALLAD OF JED CLAMPETT AND GEORGE J. TROMP
Listen to my story 'bout a man named Tromp
An expert on ice though some IR calls him "chump"
Long time ago he was lookin' at the Spear,
When things totaled up and he said, "There's something here!"
Diamonds that is, carat stew, Northwest T...
His kin folk said, "Don't explain it on SI,
"Some jerks on that thread are such turds I wish they'd die"
But George said, "You're right, but I think I should be read,"
So he upped and he started the Trump 12 diamond thread
He's been right on the counts and the caustic fusion tests,
He's never been wrong and his theories are the best,
Bob Bishop's all wet and some claim he's on the take,
But George J. Tromp, he's the one who knows the Lake,
Snap that is,
Fancy pinks,
Bucks per tonne,
Y'all buy some stock, y'hear? |
