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To: Intrepid1 who wrote (2990)11/6/1998 8:03:00 AM
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The Complete Guide to Orgasms"
>> >
>> > Newlyweds get:                  "soregasms"
>> > Nymphos have:              "let's-do-it-some-moregasms"
>> > 4WDrivers usually experience:  "four-on-the-floorgasms"
>> > Salesmen have:                  "door-to-doorgasms"
>> > Virgins scream out:             "my-hymen-got-torgasms"
>> > I know of no one who has:       "I-abhorgasms"
>> > Goalies have:                   "scoregasms"
>> > I was married to a man who had: "snoregasms"
>> > (well, that was *his* excuse)
>> > Golfers have:                   "foregasms"
>> > Hockey players have:            "Bobby Orrgasms"
>> > Mushrooms are limited to:       "sporegasms"
>> > And Marco Polo had:             "exploregasms"
>> > Premature ejaculators have:     "beforegasms"
>> > Selfish men have:        "I-got-mine-you-get-yourgasms"
>> >
>> >
>> > *in a boat - oargasms
>> > * with a nerd - dorkgasms
>> > * at the entrance to your house - doorgasms
>> > * on the carpet or linoleum - floorgasms
>> > * at the supermarket - storegasms
>> > * with wild pigs - boargasms
>> > * at a Stephen King movie - horrorgasms
>> > * with a prostitute - whoregasms
>> > * with a storyteller - loregasms
>> > * with an accountant - boregasms
>> > * while sleeping - snoregasms
>> > * with cartoon donkeys - eeyoregasms
>> > * while broke - poorgasms
>> > * with a lion - roargasms
>> > * for hours and hours on end - soregasms
>> > * on a golf course - foregasms
>> > * with a nymphomaniac - ready for moregasms
>> > * in a gold mine - oregasms
>> > * with a dermatologists - poregasms
>> > * with a vice president - Al Goregasms
>> > * on the beach - shoregasms
>> > * in Asia - Singaporegasms
>> > * at an all you can eat buffet - smoregasms
>> > * on the way to a train - all aboardgasms
>> > * that isn't very satisfying - there's the doorgasms
>> > * during hay fever season - sporegasms
>> > * with a cookie - oreogasms
>> > * with a meat eater - carnivoregasms
>> > * with a vegetarian - vegegasms
>> > ==
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