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To: Karin who wrote (860)11/6/1998 3:14:00 PM
From: treetopflier  Read Replies (2) of 2733
 
Creative Ways to Reject Pick-Up Lines

1.) Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

2.) Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

3.) Man: "Want to Dance?"
Woman: "No, thank you."
Man: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."

4.) Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

5.) Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "Female impersonator."

6.) Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first two-thirds of it, I probably wasn't born yet."
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