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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Pat W. who wrote (7636)11/6/1998 8:10:00 PM
From: John Messbauer  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
A middle-aged executive was becoming increasingly irritated by the constant ribbing he was taking from the junior employees who couldn't resist making fun of his baldness.

One morning, a particularly brash trainee had the gall to run his hand across the older man's pate while loudly exclaiming: "Feels just like my wife's ass."

With a look of genuine curiosity, the aging exec also felt his gleaming pate. "You're right," he said, "it does!"
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Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over
the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided she would just kill
herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it
over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the
decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in
the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be. "On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to
her left knee.
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