SI
SI
discoversearch

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor.  We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community.  If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.
Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext  
To: John Messbauer who wrote (7659)11/6/1998 9:25:00 PM
From: Patriarch  Read Replies (2) of 62562
 
The Top 13 Changes Under a Government Run by Pro Wrestlers

13> Driving your fellow Congressman into the turnbuckle now
considered acceptable method of ending a filibuster.

12> President now shouts entire State of the Union address
with his face 18 inches from TV camera.

11> IRS audit replaced by more efficient reverse body slam onto enema.

10> Government becomes a charade of meaningless noises and
lots of posturing by a bunch of inarticulate losers with
no class or manners-- Hey, wait a minute...

9> Free school lunches destined for the needy instead go to
the biggest, meanest, stupidest kid in each school.

8> Sex scandals now involve even skankier women.

7> January 20: Inauguration ceremonies
January 21: FDA approves over-the-counter sale of steroids

6> Newt Gingrich is finally able to wear his mask and cape out of the house.

5> During House debate, it is acceptable to yield to the
gentleman wielding a folding chair.

4> Difficult finding interns willing to accommodate an entire pouch of Skoal.

3> Strom Thurmond *finally* removed by The Undertaker.

2> Line to bodyslam Ken Starr winds around Lincoln Memorial.

and the Number 1 Change Under a Government Run by Pro Wrestlers...

1> Before: Mr. Vice President After: Stone Cold Al Gore

Report TOU ViolationShare This Post
 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext  

HomeMailHotSubjectMarksPeopleMarksKeepersSettings
Terms Of UseContact UsCopyright/IP PolicyPrivacy PolicyAbout UsFAQAdvertise on SI
© 2025 Knight Sac Media.  Data provided by Twelve Data, Alpha Vantage, and CityFALCON News