Dude, I am a lame psycho poster,
and i cannot help myself..
Please help me to contain myself...
I can not stop this pissing contest,
whenever i feel the wind blow,
I feel the urge,
It is something inherent in my soul,
please help me,
I have never been able to cure my
incontinence,
I'm sure that these petri
dishes can be used as a urinal,
I'm sure they will fill up fast,
but if they are cheap enough,
I can just buy more,
do not get me wrong,
I am not downplaying the love,
and goodwill of this company,
i'm sure they are well meaning,
good quality people,
i'm sure all of the people who
read the wall street journal, usa today,
and IBD, are well meaning people,
i'm sure they would love to short squeeze
the hell out of people like me,
sort of grab, me by the balls,
so to speak,
but i am well meaning too,
i have good intentions,
i'm not quite sure what those good intentions,
are,
quite at the moment,
but they are, in fact, there,
I hope you will still love me,
as i am just trying to help you,
can't you tell,
if i piss you off,
please ignore me,
as i did not take my medication this morning,
thank you, and have a wonderful day....
GOD BLESS AMERICA... |
