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To: John Messbauer who wrote (7659)11/8/1998 5:35:00 PM
From: Mr Bond  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Man of the Year Award

Apparently a true story from SKY TV in the UK. This guy should be
awarded man of the year. Appeared in Sky Magazine (UK) a few months ago - who says the 90's man isn't caring and sensitive?

From Laura, 24:

"Last year at a Christmas party, I got off with this gorgeous bloke
called Tony. He was a real arrogant git, but I've always been attracted to bastards. Little did I know this bloke was the biggest shit imaginable.

We went back to my place and he pounced on me straightaway. Within
minutes, he was shagging me frantically from behind on the sofa. I began to think that doing it that way was really impersonal. 'Let me turn around, I want to see your face,' I slurred in my drunken state. But Tony just carried on regardless. I tried to move round myself, but he held me in place, grunting something about his jeans round his ankles making it difficult to move. I was getting well cheesed off and I could feel he was about to finish. I suddenly found myself groaning, 'I want to see your face as you cum.'

I felt him reach down into his pocket and just as he reached orgasm, he thrust his bus pass in front of my face. I stared miserably at a
passport photo of the git as he shot his load behind me."
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