Da Cat in Da Hat,
Thought you would like to read the following entitled, "If Dr. Seuss Wrote Computer Manuals". I figured you were a _Fox In Socks_ fan, but that's only speculation 'cause...
I Know Nada
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If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is
interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes
your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to
report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is
corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the
network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the
printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side
effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom. |
