awwwww you guys are the best. I finally get back here to show my daughter where to go for her research, by the way thanks father for the help, and what do I find but a really good laugh. Love that picture and bio on the girlfriend.
I sent my Mom some Newfie jokes and she sent them back, repaired i.e. with all the newfieness taken out feel free to add your own dressings......:-)
The Downside of Oil Exploration
An oil company was drilling test pits on the West coast of one country
and never found anything so instead of filling the hole up they got a
clever idea to cover the hole with a outhouse. So a week after, a this
man comes across it in the woodsand decidesto use it. The next day
another fella finds him dead on the toilet.So they open an investigation
to
try and find out wha thappened to him. So they ask his wife if there was
anything wrong withhim or if he was acting strange that day. His wife
replies" My husband was in perfect shape, the only thing strange about
him is that he holds his breath until he hears a splash.
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Man goes to Pharmacy School
This man decides he would like to go to Pharmacy School. Problem
is, he was a better fisherman than druggist and always get's the order
wrong. His supervisor tells him if he screws up one more time, he gets
the boot. An old man walks in and orders cough syrup. New guy can't find
any so he gives him a laxative instead. The man takes the laxative and
leaves the school's pharmacy. The teacher comes up and asks why he gave
the man laxative in place of cough syrup. He points towards the old man
who is suddenly leaning on a lightpost and says, "look at em me old
feller, he's afraid to cough."
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Dummy's Suicide?
A man was walking through a beautifully treed park in the city one day
when he came across a man hanging from a tree by a rope tied around his
waist.
"Why are you tied up dangling from that tree?" asked the hiker.
"I be tired of it!" wailed the man.. Ever'body out here in the prairies
makes fun of me...calls me names like stupid country boy and dey all
laugh! I can't take it no more", he continued, "so I've decided to en,it
all!
I'm hangin' myself from this tree!"
"Well sir", says the polite city guy, "you won't get any results like
that.
What you have to do, is tie the rope around your neck, not your waist..."
"I TRIED that", howled the distraught man, " but I couldn't breathe!"
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