Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loves to charge around
the
nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum
speed
on the long corridors. Because the poor woman is one sandwich short of a
picnic, the other residents tolerate her, and some actually join
in.......
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and a man
stepped out with his arm outstretched......"STOP !" He said in a firm
voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in
her
handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he
said, and she went on her way.
Taking the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, another man stepped
out
in front of her, and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"
Ethel
dug into her handbag and pulled out a beer-mat, held it up to him, and
he
allowed her to carry on.
Going down the final corridor before the front door, a third man stepped
out in front of her......stark naked, and holding a sizeable erection in
his hand. "Oh, no," said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again !"
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