Here's another one for your collection
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny
Jonestown woke up early
and went to their local church. Before the service
started, the townspeople sat in
their pews and talked about their lives, their
families, etc.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appeared!
Everyone started screaming and ran for the front
entrance, trampling each other in
their determined efforts to get away from the Evil
Incarnate.
Soon, everyone was evacuated from the church except for
one man, who sat calmly in
his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's
ultimate enemy was in his
presence.
This confused Satan a bit.
Satan walks up to the man and said, "Hey, don't you
know who I am?"
The man said, "Yep, sure do."
Satan said, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?"
The man said, "Nope, sure ain't."
Satan, perturbed, said, "And why aren't you afraid of
me?"
The man said, "Well, I've been married to your sister
for 25 years." |
