"the funniest things in the world are the posts that the people who are long a stock, under short attack, make."
Nope, the funniest thing in the world is when a blind guy is "doing himself", hears laughter, and then a door shut.
Nope, the funniest thing is trying to outdo someone who is shamelessly leading at a given task....like say, projectile vomiting after a midnight run on a 7-11 with nothing alcoholic left but Raspberry Boone's Farm wine.
Nope, the funniest thing is sanctions against Iraq when they have enough biological weapons stored up to make *ALL* yer babies born nekid.
Nope, the funniest thing is when people think that somehow time becomes compressed when they buy a stock.....that all of nature is waiting for them to make a MILLION BUCKS. And as soon as they sell, at a 50% or better loss (been dere, done dat) the freaking thing takes off like a scalded ape!!!! HA!
Nope, the funniest thing is this guy down the street with Parkinson's Disease who is always trying to act like he is normal....like his affliction is somehow transparent to the outside world, boy what a phony that guy is!
Nope, the funniest thing is how when you sit down to relate something funny it always seems contrived, and you end up reflecting on the sorrowful nature of life and how Impristine is really Jesus and when it starts to sink in you can tell people "I knew Jesus when he was just a raving lunatic on a stockboard".
and so on....
hope this helps, you seem a very tortured person who has to take solice in the suffering of others. I'm real big on the concept of mercy killing and if you are ever so addled as to be unable to ingest a suitable poison, I'll be there for you man!
Peace.... |
