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Pastimes : PUNS - The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
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To: Tomato who wrote ()11/10/1998 9:24:00 PM
From: Tomato   of 269
 
I used to work in an orange juice factory, until I got canned. Yeah,
> they
> put the squeeze on me... said I couldn't concentrate. You know, same
> old
> boring rind over and over again.
>
> I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave
> me
> the axe.
>
> I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. It was a
> sew-sew
> job.
>
> I used to work in a muffler factory, until I got exhausted.
>
> I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.
>
> I wanted to be a chef, figured it would add a little spice to my life,
> but I
> just didn't have the thyme.
>
> I used to be a deli worker, but I couldn't cut the mustard.
>
> I used to be a musician, but I wasn't noteworthy.
>
> I used to be a math teacher until I found out I had no class.
>
> I used to be a doctor, but I didn't have the patients.
>
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